Kickass! Finally someone's doing some real modding for this veritable turd of a game! Damn, it's about time we got some real modders in here. Alright, I'm in. I can do dust motes in sunbeams, the sunbeams themselves, I can make grass wave in the wind and treeleaves cast shadows on their own spines. Oh, and I can also make the muscles for the models, but I can't model the models themselves, you'll need someone else to model the models, I can only model the muscles and maybe the skeleton too, but not the models. You'll need to find someone else for the models, cause I can't model. Oh, I also know how to use the clouds filter in Photoshop, so we're gonna have some bloody awesome textures finally. I can also make the bloom effect and with a little tweaking of the specular maps we'll have normal mapping! So, when are we gonna release this?
Oh TheNks YOU! Wellz I wanTz it FinniShed buy SondAy...causE I want It four Show-ANd-tEll oN MonDai.
Hah! Plenty of time. I'll have the textures finished by tonight, spend the whole of tomorrow making the muscles and send 'em your way. But I think we're gonna have to make a few changes to the plan. See, Crysis was all about shooting Koreans and aliens while wearing some lame-ass shirt. I was thinking of adding in a minigame where you can watch big-titted women having mudfights and make a little cash on the side from betting. Waddya think? Cool, huh? Anyway, better get back to the modeling that I can't do. Should I make them huge and ripped like Arnie in his prime or are we going for the scrawny, inexplicably strong kinda guys? I'll have a render up later.
I Wnts mUsclEs likE PoKeman. AnD whaT are TittyS?
Dude, pokemon don't have muscles. They move only because they can use Force Grip. So they grab a hand and kinda move it with the Force to where they want it to be. They're all flab underneath their fuzzy ears. Oh, and these are tits. We're gonna need 'em to be bigger, though, otherwise they're gonna be hard to see if they get all muddy.
I luV BirdIes. ThEre songS mayke mE hAppi :)
OkaYz...I mayd a konsept drahing of 1 of ThE mishuns
Yeah, slicer, something like that. Although I was thinking more along the lines of making them more like eagles. Cuz let's face it, no one likes tits. Eagles, on the other hand, are awesome. So we gotta make something that looks like an eagle that kinda reminds you of a tit. That should also make them big enough. Although I fear the women will get tired of carrying eagles on their shoulders. Damn, makes for an awesome secondary weapon, though. Have the eagle on your shoulder peck someone. Kinda like The Darkness, only even cooler.