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V0rtex

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#1 12 years ago

*I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

*I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.

*I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

*I didn't want the other kids in class to look bad.

*A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

*Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue her. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

*Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep from freezing.

*I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

*I'm not at liberty to say why.

*I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.

*It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of peas. You don't want to know the details.

*I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

*I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

*My mom used it as a dryer sheet.

*My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized. He wants you to play the lead!

*It's against my religion to do any homework.

*I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted aliens and they incinerated my home work with their death rays.

*I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

*My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

*We had homework?!

There you have it......fool-proof homework excuses. They never fail! :smokin:

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rebornintheglory

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#2 12 years ago
*I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

I'm going to try that.




Captain Fist

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#3 12 years ago
*I felt it wasn't challenging enough.

*It's against my religion to do any homework.

These are great. I think I've actually said the one Dealing with Religion.

*We had homework?!

This one has about a 50% Success Rate. Nevertheless, I still use it when I don't feel like doing my homework.