I didn't hear what my roommate said. I asked "What?" and they replied with "Yeah!" 13 replies

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#1 4 years ago

What the FUCK man I can't deal with this shit anymore. God damn it how does that even make sense!?

They also think you use sponges to clean toilets. They've never cleaned one before. I feel for their former roommates. A whole year and they never cleaned a toilet? Shit (literally) man.

They're moving out in about 2 hourss




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#2 4 years ago
Toph;5737480 They also think you use sponges to clean toilets.

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#3 4 years ago

I'm like seriously

Them moving out is going to be a religious experience on par with the first poop after 3 days of constipation. I'm just going to melt into a puddle of contentedness and drink lots of beer.




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#4 4 years ago

You sound like you should live alone, possibly with 4 or 5 cats. I miss my roommate, he was the man. He kept the fridge stocked with cold beer, we had bitching parties every Saturday, and he had a killer vinyl collection. But he had to be a douche and move to America's scrotum, Florida.




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#5 4 years ago

My old roommate was amazing. I'm meeting up with him tomorrow probably, or Friday. In that situation, I was probably the "bad" roommate.

This recent roommate was a matter of financial necessity. I needed one asap and they were the first to need a place. I figured even if they sucked, I'd at worst have to deal for 6 months. In the end, I only had to deal for 4 months, so it's not so bad. I'm just very good at bitching.

They were pretty awful though. Never cleaned (I'm not convinced they even cleaned their hands), had sex toys on their desk, room (and self) smelled bad, etc etc, basically all the "bad" stuff a roommate could do. I feel like I took my old roommate for granted. Only in hindsight do I fully understand how cool a roommate he was.

As for cats, I did see one today and wanted to take it home, but alas I have no means of caring for one.




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#6 4 years ago

I know what your room mate said.

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#7 4 years ago

It turns out they said "I went to the storage locker", meaning the self storage place down the road that isn't called anything close to "storage locker", with storage units that in no way resemble lockers.




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#8 4 years ago

Toph, you ought to have a flamethrower handy.




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#9 4 years ago

Toph;5737511My old roommate was amazing. I'm meeting up with him tomorrow probably, or Friday. In that situation, I was probably the "bad" roommate.

This recent roommate was a matter of financial necessity. I needed one asap and they were the first to need a place. I figured even if they sucked, I'd at worst have to deal for 6 months. In the end, I only had to deal for 4 months, so it's not so bad. I'm just very good at bitching.

They were pretty awful though. Never cleaned (I'm not convinced they even cleaned their hands), had sex toys on their desk, room (and self) smelled bad, etc etc, basically all the "bad" stuff a roommate could do. I feel like I took my old roommate for granted. Only in hindsight do I fully understand how cool a roommate he was.

As for cats, I did see one today and wanted to take it home, but alas I have no means of caring for one.

Yeah sound pretty shitty and I wish you the best of luck in your future situations. It could have been worse though. The guy that originally moved in with me and "said cool roommate" freaked out 3 weeks into the lease, smashed his tv into the wall threatened to kill me and the other roommate and then left in the middle of the night to drive back to California and we never saw him again. Ha




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#10 4 years ago

Left is an anagram for felt.


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