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#1 8 years ago

My friend offered to pay me $50 to fix his PC. Turned out it needed a new PSU and I had a spare lying around so really I wasn't making a profit, but he's a bro so I obliged.

So there I am in his attic (which he has pimped out into a gaming den) and I'm turning on the PC with the 'new' PSU to test it. Boots up fine and I think it'd be funny to do a quick file search for .avi, .mpg, .mov and other movie files then start playing them at full volume.

I turn up a bunch of what look like nature videos. About dolphins. Weird, I think. Dude seems to like dolphins. But one of them has a dick in frame. "What?"

You know how video thumbnails only display some portion in the middle of the movie, or near the beginning or whatever? Yeah, he had a few dozen videos of dudes fucking dolphins, women jacking and sucking them off, you name it. I had it muted as I played a few. He had his back turned, playing XBox. "Hey, you almost done?" In a split second I decided to just pretend I had never seen it, and I quickly tried to close the player. But I fumbled and hit the mute button.

"EEEEK EK EK EK EK EKEEEEKEEEEE". Fucking orgasmic dolphin cries filled the room. He spun around in his chair and froze with a horrified look on his face. I was about to say something like "Hey man whatever floats your boat" but he gets up, walks over, closes the player and goes "They got sleek bodies, okay? I like how they move." Not even embarrassed or anything. "Ok". I set his PC back up in his desk and we play some XBox.




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#2 8 years ago

wat


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#3 8 years ago

lolwut




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#4 8 years ago

well, they are pretty sleek




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#5 8 years ago

Crumbs;5414651My friend offered to pay me $50 to fix his PC. Turned out it needed a new PSU and I had a spare lying around so really I wasn't making a profit, but he's a bro so I obliged.

So there I am in his attic (which he has pimped out into a gaming den) and I'm turning on the PC with the 'new' PSU to test it. Boots up fine and I think it'd be funny to do a quick file search for .avi, .mpg, .mov and other movie files then start playing them at full volume.

I turn up a bunch of what look like nature videos. About dolphins. Weird, I think. Dude seems to like dolphins. But one of them has a dick in frame. "What?"

You know how video thumbnails only display some portion in the middle of the movie, or near the beginning or whatever? Yeah, he had a few dozen videos of dudes fucking dolphins, women jacking and sucking them off, you name it. I had it muted as I played a few. He had his back turned, playing XBox. "Hey, you almost done?" In a split second I decided to just pretend I had never seen it, and I quickly tried to close the player. But I fumbled and hit the mute button.

"EEEEK EK EK EK EK EKEEEEKEEEEE". Fucking orgasmic dolphin cries filled the room. He spun around in his chair and froze with a horrified look on his face. I was about to say something like "Hey man whatever floats your boat" but he gets up, walks over, closes the player and goes "They got sleek bodies, okay? I like how they move." Not even embarrassed or anything. "Ok". I set his PC back up in his desk and we play some XBox.

Hmm have you took any drugs lately? cannibis,mushrooms,hollucinagencs etc?




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#6 8 years ago

Crumbs;5414651My friend offered to pay me $50 to fix his PC. Turned out it needed a new PSU and I had a spare lying around so really I wasn't making a profit, but he's a bro so I obliged.

So there I am in his attic (which he has pimped out into a gaming den) and I'm turning on the PC with the 'new' PSU to test it. Boots up fine and I think it'd be funny to do a quick file search for .avi, .mpg, .mov and other movie files then start playing them at full volume.

I turn up a bunch of what look like nature videos. About dolphins. Weird, I think. Dude seems to like dolphins. But one of them has a dick in frame. "What?"

You know how video thumbnails only display some portion in the middle of the movie, or near the beginning or whatever? Yeah, he had a few dozen videos of dudes fucking dolphins, women jacking and sucking them off, you name it. I had it muted as I played a few. He had his back turned, playing XBox. "Hey, you almost done?" In a split second I decided to just pretend I had never seen it, and I quickly tried to close the player. But I fumbled and hit the mute button.

"EEEEK EK EK EK EK EKEEEEKEEEEE". Fucking orgasmic dolphin cries filled the room. He spun around in his chair and froze with a horrified look on his face. I was about to say something like "Hey man whatever floats your boat" but he gets up, walks over, closes the player and goes "They got sleek bodies, okay? I like how they move." Not even embarrassed or anything. "Ok". I set his PC back up in his desk and we play some XBox.

LOL he was playing Xbox, lol omgf! He must be so embarrassed now!.....oh wait




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#7 8 years ago

[COLOR="Magenta"]:rofl:

Awesome story, man.[/COLOR]




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#8 8 years ago

lulworthy.




Darth Taxi

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#9 8 years ago

I googl'd...this stuff does exist




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#10 8 years ago

Crumbs;5414651My friend offered to pay me $50 to fix his PC. Turned out it needed a new PSU and I had a spare lying around so really I wasn't making a profit, but he's a bro so I obliged.

So there I am in his attic (which he has pimped out into a gaming den) and I'm turning on the PC with the 'new' PSU to test it. Boots up fine and I think it'd be funny to do a quick file search for .avi, .mpg, .mov and other movie files then start playing them at full volume.

I turn up a bunch of what look like nature videos. About dolphins. Weird, I think. Dude seems to like dolphins. But one of them has a dick in frame. "What?"

You know how video thumbnails only display some portion in the middle of the movie, or near the beginning or whatever? Yeah, he had a few dozen videos of dudes fucking dolphins, women jacking and sucking them off, you name it. I had it muted as I played a few. He had his back turned, playing XBox. "Hey, you almost done?" In a split second I decided to just pretend I had never seen it, and I quickly tried to close the player. But I fumbled and hit the mute button.

"EEEEK EK EK EK EK EKEEEEKEEEEE". Fucking orgasmic dolphin cries filled the room. He spun around in his chair and froze with a horrified look on his face. I was about to say something like "Hey man whatever floats your boat" but he gets up, walks over, closes the player and goes "They got sleek bodies, okay? I like how they move." Not even embarrassed or anything. "Ok". I set his PC back up in his desk and we play some XBox.

Pics or it didn't happen.