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Forum Martyr

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#1 8 years ago

On Tuesday morning as me and my friends were walking to school, something very unusual happened.

We were walking our usual way, and we'd never encountered anything like this before, but sure enough, as we walked down the road, we saw that there was a frog sitting right in the middle of the pavement staring at us.

We walked up to it and stopped. There was an awkward couple of seconds in which each of us in turn exchanged eye contact with the frog. It looked at one of us, then flicked its eyes to the next.

After this pause, the frog spoke.

"Get out" it said.

The frog could talk. But what was perhaps more scary was that it spoke in the voice of Microsoft Sam.

We were all stunned. We were lost for words. We simply kept staring at the frog as it sat on the ground and continued to exchange eye contact with each of us.

"Get out" it repeated, in exactly the same monotone, computer-generated voice that was unmistakably that of Microsoft Sam.

As I stared astonished at this frog, I became aware of something at the top of my vision. I looked up to see a pair of sunglasses descending towards the frog. Not falling, but drifting directly down at a steady speed. It took the sunglasses about ten seconds to reach the frog, and they landed perfectly on its face.

With the sunglasses now resting on its face, the frog spoke again.

"Deal with it" it instructed.

We said nothing. The frog sat still for about five more seconds, before jumping off into a nearby bush. We never saw the frog again.

Each of us reacted differently. One of my friends hasn't spoken to me since. I've seen another curled up into a ball crying. Personally, the frog has given me a new outlook on life; I feel free. Free to pursue the dream I have had buried deep inside me since I was six-years-old - to fold socks for a living. I start tomorrow.




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#2 8 years ago

:O Whoa. That's intense. Did the frog give you a name?




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#3 8 years ago

Smugfrog.




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#4 8 years ago

AKA it's THE FROG!




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#5 8 years ago

Fuckig hell you need to watch the room it'll changve your life.




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#6 8 years ago
Bruceleereborn;5423282:O Whoa. That's intense. Did the frog give you a name?

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#7 8 years ago

Did it tell you its name?




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#8 8 years ago

This stupid story made no sense. Why would the frog be speaking in Microsoft Sam's voice when frogs are clearly Mac people?




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#9 8 years ago

I was probably sober that day.




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