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#1 4 years ago

After almost two weeks without it. I feel the caffeine in my bloodstream. Coffee, I love you so much that if my penis were a straw I would have sex with you.




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#2 4 years ago

Uchuujin;5733195After almost two weeks without it. I feel the caffeine in my bloodstream. Coffee, I love you so much that if my penis were a straw I would have sex with you.

drinking HOT coffee through a straw is not really a good idea, as you might drink some of the straw as well :rofl:




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#3 4 years ago

I drink iced coffee through a straw. I drink hot coffee when I go out with friends. When I'm alone I'm too lazy to heat water so I just pour milk, instant coffee and sugar in a shaker, shake, and drink with a straw. It's like fapping, except the drinkable fluid is more in quantity.




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#4 4 years ago

Mmm, McDonald's has a rather lovely chocolate chip frape that fits a hot summer day like a glove!


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#5 4 years ago

Doesn't McDonald's grind pig tendons and tails for their burgers?




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#6 4 years ago

I need some fucking coffee... I have a headache from a lack of caffeine.


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#7 4 years ago

Are you gonna talk about it or are you gonna do it? Get coffee! NAO!




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#8 4 years ago
Ryojin;5733237I need some fucking coffee... I have a headache from a lack of caffeine.

Luckily you live in the seattle area so just turn around and there should be 20 different coffee kiosks.




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#9 4 years ago

Uchuujin;5733261Are you gonna talk about it or are you gonna do it? Get coffee! NAO![/QUOTE]

You're seven hours too late to tell me to do that. I already did.

[QUOTE=Dewey;5733262]Luckily you live in the seattle area so just turn around and there should be 20 different coffee kiosks.

I live two hours from the Seattle area... <.<

Besides, I'm not gonna pay for their overpriced coffee! I can make better coffee for far less money at home!


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