I fell in love with a homeless guy because I was drunk. 79 replies

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PropheticKarma

Chasing This Starlight.

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#1 15 years ago

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----i shot a 2----i ate a 3----i smacked 4----i sang to 5----i fell in love with 6----i murdered 7----i gave my number to 8----i gave a lap dance to 9----i chocked on 10---i bitched out 11---i had sex with 12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------A homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a ninja 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------my dad 13-------the computer 14-------my science teacher 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a jones soda 18-------a llama 19-------a pickle 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permenant marker 22-------a policeman 23-------a condom 24-------a baseball bat 25-------my pshyciatrist 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a football player 29-------a dvd player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im a homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because i cant control myself. Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im naked. Gray--------Because thats how i roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. none------because im sexy and i do what i want




Pethegreat Advanced Member

Lord of the Peach

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#2 15 years ago

i had sex with a dvd player Because i hate my family.

yeah:lookaround:




helpme222

(right to left) ... owns you.

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25th September 2005

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#3 15 years ago

1 - 19 - none so.......... i shot a pickle because im sexy and i do what i want.................




Lord Wiener Advanced Member

Piercing the veil.

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9th August 2003

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#4 15 years ago

I murdered my sister because I cant control myself.


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-Ghost-

Phantom of the Forums

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19th August 2003

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#5 15 years ago

I smacked my science teacher because that's how I roll.

Sweet.




Rookie Advanced Member

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#6 15 years ago

I gave my number to my brother because I can't control myself.

Funny, I'm an only child. :Puzzled:




Master Chief 14

Some Dude

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22nd October 2005

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#7 15 years ago

I don't like the sound of mine.




Griffin_NL

El-Producto

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23rd July 2005

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#8 15 years ago

I smacked a DVD player because that's how I roll. Oh well, cool.




Lord Wiener Advanced Member

Piercing the veil.

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#9 15 years ago

Mine's not exactly funny to me either, rookie, but for different reasons.


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mentalmagic

Just Do It.

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#10 15 years ago

I humped a fork because i was high, meh, happens all the time...