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#1 4 years ago

I was going to catch it and take it outside, but I'm well aware of what giant dicks those fuckers can be. The usually shit on your or throw up, idk which. It's annoying. I'm trying to save your life dipshit!

SO I smacked with with a shoebox instead. Not gently, mind you, the plastic covering on the lampshade it was resting on nearly punctured the bottom of the box. Lo, the moth was alive! Fluttering around on the ground as though possessed by mothy demons!

I tried hitting it a few more times. No effect. I grabbed a tissue to crush it in my manicured hands. Couldn't catch the damn thing. I ended up hitting it with a bicycle handle bar bag, and pressing all my weight down on it (it has a hard plastic backing). Still alive.

Eventually, after flailing at it wildly, I managed to pin it and crushed the life out of it. Now it's in my trashcan, probably plotting its return to life and spooky revenge.




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#3 4 years ago

:rofl: "organic anthrax"




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#4 4 years ago

Toph;5734673I was going to catch it and take it outside, but I'm well aware of what giant dicks those fuckers can be. The usually shit on your or throw up, idk which. It's annoying. I'm trying to save your life dipshit!

SO I smacked with with a shoebox instead. Not gently, mind you, the plastic covering on the lampshade it was resting on nearly punctured the bottom of the box. Lo, the moth was alive! Fluttering around on the ground as though possessed by mothy demons!

I tried hitting it a few more times. No effect. I grabbed a tissue to crush it in my manicured hands. Couldn't catch the damn thing. I ended up hitting it with a bicycle handle bar bag, and pressing all my weight down on it (it has a hard plastic backing). Still alive.

Eventually, after flailing at it wildly, I managed to pin it and crushed the life out of it. Now it's in my trashcan, probably plotting its return to life and spooky revenge.

Sounds like a tick not a moth, lol you have to flush those ungodly fuckers down the toilet.




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#5 4 years ago

Dewey, I flushed one down the toilet a week ago. I forewent the "crushing" part.




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#6 4 years ago
Uchuujin;5734688Dewey, I flushed one down the toilet a week ago. I forewent the "crushing" part.

From what I remember,they don't really crush unless you like stomp on them with a boot. So it was probably smart you flushed it down the toilet.




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#7 4 years ago

I have tried stomping them with boots, but they just don't get crushed. The only way to crush them is using a needle like a broadsword.




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#8 4 years ago

It's in your ear.




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#9 4 years ago
Dewey;5734686Sounds like a tick not a moth, lol you have to flush those ungodly fuckers down the toilet.

WTF THEY LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

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I mean seriously do you think I'm that severely impaired?! I AM SO INSULTED




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#10 4 years ago

it's because ur gender


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