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SuperSmeg

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#1 6 years ago

I've been mixing drinks all day, and I've come up with some rather odd combos,

1. Pepsi, chocolate milk, orange juice 2. John Smiths Extra Smooth, ketchup 3. Fosters Gold, motor oil, hot sauce 4. Jager, tequila, vodka

How am I not blind, drunk or dead by this point? :confused:




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#2 6 years ago

Number 4 sounds the best.




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#3 6 years ago

[COLOR=Magenta]Dear Smeg,

You forgot the Pepto Bismol marinated ostrich salad with a baking soda glaze, and the alum powder martini with turmeric oatmeal syrup. Please consider adding this to the recipe book as soon as you have an available moment. Thank you, and have a nice day.[/COLOR][COLOR=Magenta] [/COLOR][COLOR=Magenta]

Best regards,[/COLOR][COLOR=Magenta] [/COLOR][COLOR=Magenta] Lindale Mustaparta [/COLOR]


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SuperSmeg

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#4 6 years ago

Oh, and I suppose you want to receive royalties for that if my mixers book sells well...

Don't make me laugh! :/




Jetfreak

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#5 6 years ago

Bitch, I already published those goddamn recipes back in 1996.

Darn kids these days, discovering shit too late. Imma send my lawyer foo.




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#6 6 years ago

So, are we just ignoring the motor oil?


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Cooters on fire off the shoulder of General Discussion. I watched spittle-flecked posts glitter in the dark near the Pub. All those moments will



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#7 6 years ago

[COLOR=SeaGreen]That is indeed a very effective ingredient, and MUST be remembered! :nodding: [/COLOR]


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#8 6 years ago

I tried my second alcoholic beverage on Friday. It was orange juice with a small amount of vodka. It was interesting.




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#9 6 years ago

A typical drink for me in the morning involves three measures of Gordin's gin, one of Vodka, and a half-measure of Kine-Lillet. Shaken well until ice-cold and served with a large, thin lemon peel.

What do I call this rather wonderful concoction? Well, I call it: "LSJa;fdjhaioth;eafgoajklgha;sdgAFkjl"


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#10 6 years ago
Ensign Riles;5629130I tried my second alcoholic beverage on Friday. It was orange juice with a small amount of vodka. It was interesting.

Next time forget the orange juice and get drunk.




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