I got laid... to my television. 8 replies

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#1 10 years ago

I came.




Mitch Connor

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#2 10 years ago

That sentence fails, you can't get laided to, you get laided by.




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#3 10 years ago

How can one get laid to a television?


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#4 10 years ago

I was lied to by my vacuum cleaner, which slept with my dishwasher.




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#5 10 years ago

I had sex with Mrs. Butterworth. What a dirty girl she's been!




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#6 10 years ago

I made out with my syrup.....




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#7 10 years ago

holy shit




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#8 10 years ago
Killer Kyle;4769661I was lied to by my vacuum cleaner, which slept with my dishwasher.

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#9 10 years ago
I made out with my syrup.....

Yeah, but you didn't have sex with it. I couldn't tell what was stickier, me or Mrs. Butterworth.