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#11 13 years ago

Bah, your dump is nothing to my Supefast!

and Jill, that's green..




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#12 13 years ago

Dipship;3247893elefantenscheisse.jpg[/quote] One of my english teachers once told me about a news article about an animal trainer/handler who's Elephant was constipated. After seeing the Elephant suffer for a few days the guy decided to use his put a long glove on his hand and push it into the Elephants anus; the reaction would cause the excretion to finally be released.However the solution worked, and the force of the...release knocked the man over and he drowned in the stuff. I don't know if it's true or not, but that story made me not find that pic amusing. I aggree it looks photoshoped as the Elepant's tail is missing.

[quote=Jill;3249087]One time there was 3 farmers that had a pig that kept on dumping all over the place. The 3 farmers were tired of cleaning up after the pig so one of them put a cork up the pigs rear end. Well as days past..the pig started getting bigger and bigger. Finally after 2 weeks this pig was huge. The 3 farmers started to worry and wonder what to do. They figured they need to remove the cork but no one wanted to do it. One farmer had an idea to get a monkey and train him to pull out the cork. They got a monkey and after about a week the monkey was ready to pull the cork out. So ..they set the monkey on the ground and the monkey went up the the pig. The next day the 3 farmers were in the hospital. The doctor asked the 1st farmer..."what did you see?" The 1st farmer replied..."tons and tons of shit." The doctor went to the second farmer and asked him what he saw? The second farmer said the same thing as the first farmer...."tons and tons of shit." The docter finally went to the 3rd farmer and asked him what he saw. The 3rd farmer said...."All I saw as a poor little monkey trying to stick the cork back in."

:eek::lolpoint: that's so wrong.




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#13 13 years ago
Jill;3249087One time there was 3 farmers that had a pig that kept on dumping all over the place. The 3 farmers were tired of cleaning up after the pig so one of them put a cork up the pigs rear end. Well as days past..the pig started getting bigger and bigger. Finally after 2 weeks this pig was huge. The 3 farmers started to worry and wonder what to do. They figured they need to remove the cork but no one wanted to do it. One farmer had an idea to get a monkey and train him to pull out the cork. They got a monkey and after about a week the monkey was ready to pull the cork out. So ..they set the monkey on the ground and the monkey went up the the pig. The next day the 3 farmers were in the hospital. The doctor asked the 1st farmer..."what did you see?" The 1st farmer replied..."tons and tons of shit." The doctor went to the second farmer and asked him what he saw? The second farmer said the same thing as the first farmer...."tons and tons of shit." The docter finally went to the 3rd farmer and asked him what he saw. The 3rd farmer said...."All I saw as a poor little monkey trying to stick the cork back in."

i peed myself :(




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