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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 3 years ago

I'm stood at the bar right now. On my own.

Why?

Because Christmas.

Not content with flooding my eyes and ears with Christmas, the Christian consumerists have flooded my local, consuming tables and chairs with the same pointless zeal that they have when handing over their moneydollars to corporations in exchange for garbage they don't want because of bogus special offers.

It sucks balls. I used to sit down and browse the internet, but now I stand here for no good reason.




Ryojin

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#2 3 years ago

Christmas hates you.


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#3 3 years ago

The feeling is mutual!




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#4 3 years ago

"I'm stood at the bar right now."




Ryojin

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#5 3 years ago

Hm, quite.


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FileTrekker Über Admin

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#6 3 years ago

You should find a nice quiet village with a pub and a population of 4


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#7 3 years ago

Open your own bar, with blackjack and hookers.


When in doubt, gas it!



redgroupclan

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#8 3 years ago

Right with you.

Mostly because I resent how it was such a wonder as a child, and how it's such a disappointment now.




Silberio VIP Member

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#9 3 years ago

Everything went wrong when I converted to communism.

Communism, not even once.


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#10 3 years ago

Everything went wrong when I converted to homosexuality.

Homosexuality, not even once.