I.Hate.Moths. 6 replies

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Acualy Is Confusingkid

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#1 9 years ago

So just now, i see a moth flying around out of the corner of my eye.. So I grab a shoe.

It starts flying around, so I swing at it with my size 10 Nike..

Of course, being the bastards they are, they dodge everything...

It flew towards my light and started flying around it, so being careful to not hit the light, I start batting at it more..

Finally, when I think I've got it, I swing really hard, miss, and hit the light cover, making a loud "gong" noise throughout my house (I've got a basement room). Then, it flew over to one of my walls, and flew behind a poster, where I trapped it. I then smashed the poster against the wall and heard a nice "Crunch"..

Problem is, when I looked behind the poster..... Nothing. Everything disappeared.. No guts, no dust, no moth carcass.. Nothing. So, not only is the moth gone, but it's also disappeared.....

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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#2 9 years ago

I've heard moth balls keep moths away. But when you can't even catch the moth how in the heck are you supposed to get its balls!? It just don't no sense I say, it just don't make no sense.




Acualy Is Confusingkid

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#3 9 years ago

Yeah... I think moths are far worse than manatees.....

A least manatee balls are visible!!!




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#4 9 years ago

Hang on a sec... you actually killed the moth and it disappeared? Gracious! You just killed a Jedi-moth! :lol:


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Acualy Is Confusingkid

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#5 9 years ago
DarthZipacna;4911536Hang on a sec... you actually killed the moth and it disappeared? Gracious! You just killed a Jedi-moth! :lol:

Yes. I still haven't found it, and I even moved furniture thinking it might have slipped behind it.. I have NO clue where it went...

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#6 9 years ago

He went through a portal to another dimension.




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#7 9 years ago

It's still alive, biding its time and waiting for revenge.