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Vertical345

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#1 10 years ago

You know what sucks?

Having to write autobiographies. I don't fucking want to talk about myself even if it is only 3 pages. Better yet, it isn't just about me, it has to be about my "past writing experiences". Well cheese and rice, why didn't you just ask me to write about my right knee cap?

Anyone want to write an autobiography about me? It's due by midnight EST.




VFrieden

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#2 10 years ago

You're cool.


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Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#3 10 years ago

I hate writing too. Well, I don't mind highly technical writing. I'd be happy to write about the anatomy of your right knee for you.




Mitch Connor

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#4 10 years ago

You should make up a story about how you're an adventurer.




whitelancer11

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#5 10 years ago

i hate writing too and you know what i never had any notebook when i was at college...




Red Menace

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#6 10 years ago

Just make shit up. If they call you on it, tell them, and I quote to "fucking prove it."


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Vertical345

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#7 10 years ago

That's what I did to.

New class, no one will question me.




Sh0wdowN

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#8 10 years ago

You're an ex-commando from 'Nam, so zippo lighters and rave parties might trigger flashbacks, and people should beware of raising their voice towards you. You were sent on such a secret mission that no one knows about you except the top of the top, and you underwent facial reconstructive surgery and was given a new identity, as the older you has officially never existed.

Your archnemesis is your little brother, you grew up together, but your paths went in opposite directions. The people in your class might know him as Saddam Hussein. You will have occasional phases of absence due to your continual pursuit of said nemesis. The people in your class will also believe the grand lie that Saddam was caught, while in actuality he is now a cyborg, with one of his arms being a great white shark, and the other a t-rex. Incidentally, he can also shoot laser from his eyes and he sneezes napalm.




rebornintheglory

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#9 10 years ago

Don't write, then. Genius.




Red Menace

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#10 10 years ago

Sh0wdowN;4790022You're an ex-commando from 'Nam, so zippo lighters and rave parties might trigger flashbacks, and people should beware of raising their voice towards you. You were sent on such a secret mission that no one knows about you except the top of the top, and you underwent facial reconstructive surgery and was given a new identity, as the older you has officially never existed.

Your archnemesis is your little brother, you grew up together, but your paths went in opposite directions. The people in your class might know him as Saddam Hussein. You will have occasional phases of absence due to your continual pursuit of said nemesis. The people in your class will also believe the grand lie that Saddam was caught, while in actuality he is now a cyborg, with one of his arms being a great white shark, and the other a t-rex. Incidentally, he can also shoot laser from his eyes and he sneezes napalm.

That reads like an A.


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