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Dragonelf68

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#1 11 years ago

That's right folks! I've just recently come into the property of top secret weapon development plans being used by the goverment. Using my awesomeness, resourcefullness, and pHD in orgasm's, I've created a very limited supply! That's right, I've developed the top secret Orgasm Cannon! While I understand a certain scanning device is already in possession of a few, those are very old models that just cause instant orgasms and move the person or object somewhere else. They also only have one mode. Mine are the new 3.0 version! With a plethora of orgasa-modes and a memory system that will let you store custom settings, you'll be overly satisfied! Here are just some of the orgasa-modes we have equipped the Orgasm Cannon 3.0 with:

  • Insta-Orgasm
  • Insta-Orgasm Death
  • Slow Death by Orgasm
  • Quick Death by Orgasm
  • Regular Death by Orgasm
  • Regular Orgasm

That's right folks! Death by Orgasm! Plus, if you order within the next 30 minutes, we'll throw in this free Orgasa-pistol and Orgasa-Rifle! Being mugged? No need to fear if you have the Orgasa-gun! Simply whip this baby out, and we don't mean that, and watch that robber drop to the ground in pleasure while you take thier wallet! Oh how the tides have turned. With the option of being able to choose between a regular orgasm and Death by orgasm, you can't go wrong! Simply visit the website below and place your order. Act now. The Orgasm Cannon 3.0! Quality Insta-Orgasms for low low prices! [COLOR=white]TThe Orgasm Cannon 3.0 is registered and trademarked by Dragonelf Industries. We know noone looks at this stuff so fuck you and hurry up and by this shit.[/COLOR]


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Von II

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#2 11 years ago

I refuse.




Dragonelf68

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#3 11 years ago

You're delusional my good sir. Shut the fuck up.


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Nittany Tiger Advanced Member

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#4 11 years ago

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]I also refuse.

Oh, and you also misspelled buy.[/COLOR][/SIZE]




Dragonelf68

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#5 11 years ago

wat


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Sl4sh

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#6 11 years ago

You also misspelled what.




Dragonelf68

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#7 11 years ago

wat


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Nittany Tiger Advanced Member

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#8 11 years ago

[SIZE="1"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Wear?[/COLOR][/SIZE]




Dragonelf68

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#9 11 years ago

wat


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Von II

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#10 11 years ago

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