I heard Sheep was a Lamb 25 replies

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mEkImIrMe

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#1 13 years ago

Yea i heard that he was actually a lamb

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Mental Decay

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#2 13 years ago

no way! how could he lie to us this whole time?!!? wait, lamb chops sound pretty good right now :yum:




Homer Gonerson

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#3 13 years ago

oh, the deception!




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#4 13 years ago

wow




El Hombre del Fuego

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#5 13 years ago

Mutton.




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#6 13 years ago

im shocked and appauled




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#7 13 years ago

No, really. I heard somewhere he was actually a hyperintelligent piece of roast mutton. He types on the computer using this machine that moniters his brain, and types exactly what he thinks. Here's a lab report:

Dr.Eisenhowerford

This morning, we conluded our tests on the being commonly known as 'Sheep.' We have concluded that he is, indeed, an extremely intelligent piece of roast mutton. There were originally two of these 'Sheep' but we recently conlcuded one was accidently eaten by myself after what we concluded to be a long night.

This 'Sheep' has ordered a complicated machine to be built just for it. It is some kind of mind reading thing that no one really knows how it works. What happens is, he thinks of something in his brain (really just a piece of fat lodged in the upper portion of the roast, however, he manages to be more intelligent than the scientists working on him) it types in on Gamingforums.com.

-BLAH BLAH BLAH BORING SH!T HERE-

Recently, we have concluded Sheep has devoured six villagers and grew to an enourmous size. I'll see what happens when I poke it with a pencil

The real report is much longer. The experiment was cut short when Sheep escaped and hotwired a car, than driving it to Czecholsolvakia, where he proceeded to disappear.




Homer Gonerson

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#8 13 years ago

who isn't.. that two-timing, deadbeat, corporate america fatcat bastard sheepeep! someone should rename him lambeep now...




mEkImIrMe

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#9 13 years ago

hes not american




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#10 13 years ago

Lamb is his name.