...but I don't want to die a virgin.
Help a brother out? :naughty:
No homo, or self love. O_O
Talk to girls without an immediate ulterior motive. After approximately 10,000 hours (give or take) one will feel comfortable enough with you to jump on you out of boredom, loneliness, inebriation etc. (or she might actually like you). We call this the long con.
Or get some chloroform and get the job done quick.
Here's what you do. Don't listen to anybody. Second, find a random little girl on the street. Tell her it's dangerous to walk alone and give her some free candy. Then go find someone else that doesn't have a date and hit on them with a hammer.
That strategy is... amazing!