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#1 9 years ago

I've lived in the United States my entire life and have never been to any other countries before. However on Friday (March 20, 2009), I will be leaving the United States and going to Jonathanland (Jonathanland City, Region 1, Jonathanland). I am going there and am going stay with my uncle for a couple days (which is good, since I won't have to pay the taxes there if I am staying with him), he even gave me one of his two guest rooms. This is really exciting for me, it's my first visit to a country other than the United States. I will be returning to the United States on Saturday (March 21, 2009).




Ipse

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#2 9 years ago

Attention Whore!




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#3 9 years ago

:moved: to Spam...again. *sigh*




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#4 9 years ago

Fucking Lol.


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#5 9 years ago

I'm going to keep these at the top!


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#6 9 years ago

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#7 9 years ago

I used to always think that European countries are just like the United States and Jonathanland (Jonathanland is very technologically advanced, however it is very small [less than a mile]).




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#8 9 years ago

Erm... Jonathanland?




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#9 9 years ago
Revenge;4840495Erm... Jonathanland?

Jonathanland is an independent theocratic absolute monarchy established in early 2009, currently only recognised as an official state internationally by the governments of Luxembourg and Mongolia. It has one of the most powerful armed forces in Birmingham, second only to the Birmingham Kite Fliers Club. Jonathanland was christened after its sole founder and resident, Dave, who was extremely confused as the time, with this founder also being recognised as the deity in Jonathism, the state's compulsory religion. The Prime Penguin of Luxembourg has highlighted numerous human rights abuses within Jonathanland, with the most serious charge levelled against it being their policy of granting sanctuary to known cretins. With the exception of Luxembourg and Mongolia, it is considered to be a rogue state and the United Psychological Alliance continues to push for a unilateral invasion and occupation of the diminutive country. With an area of 266m² it is one of the smallest nations on the planet, though it is internationally renowned for its fine cuisine, its two luxurious guest bedrooms and its comprehensive sexual torture dungeon.




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#10 9 years ago

I think I'm going to Warborgland




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