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SuperSmeg

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#1 8 years ago

He said that if I sold my soul to him, that I could wish for anything I want.

He however, never granted my wish of dumping Justin Bieber in a black hole, which is a direct breach of the contract that I signed.

But I need a good lawyer.

Do I have a good case agaisnt him?

Also, the bastard burnt my house down when he appeared, which is basically arson.

I'd say, his case isn't looking too good. :)




VFrieden

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#2 8 years ago

Who's the guy in your avatar?


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#3 8 years ago
Frieden;5410849Who's the guy in your avatar?

The Doctor :)




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#4 8 years ago

Ivo of Kermartin is the Patron Saint of lawyers. But, Justin Bieber in a black hole, really? You wouldn't sell your soul for something better?


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#5 8 years ago
Red Menace;5410852Ivo of Kermartin is the Patron Saint of lawyers. But, Justin Bieber in a black hole, really? You wouldn't sell your soul for something better?

It was either that, or infinite sex, and since a human body cannot have sex for eternity and since Satan likes to exploit loopholes unless a wisher is specific, I went for the simplest wish that even he couldn't exploit, which probably explains why he was too lazy to do it in the first place.




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#6 8 years ago

I know someone who went by the name "Satans Spartan", I'll have a talk with him and sort this out for you, friend.




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#7 8 years ago

Maybe the 'black hole' was a loophole, and Satan just made Justin Bieber fuck him in the ass.




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#8 8 years ago
IcePure;5410954Maybe the 'black hole' was a loophole, and Satan just made Justin Bieber fuck him in the ass.

Go pole dance for your girlfriends birthday.




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#9 8 years ago

She'll be dancing on my pole. Wink wink nudge nudge.




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#10 8 years ago
IcePure;5410996my pole

Excuse me?:Puzzled:




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