He said that if I sold my soul to him, that I could wish for anything I want.
He however, never granted my wish of dumping Justin Bieber in a black hole, which is a direct breach of the contract that I signed.
But I need a good lawyer.
Do I have a good case agaisnt him?
Also, the bastard burnt my house down when he appeared, which is basically arson.
I'd say, his case isn't looking too good. :)
Who's the guy in your avatar?
Frieden;5410849Who's the guy in your avatar?
The Doctor :)
Red Menace;5410852Ivo of Kermartin is the Patron Saint of lawyers. But, Justin Bieber in a black hole, really? You wouldn't sell your soul for something better?
It was either that, or infinite sex, and since a human body cannot have sex for eternity and since Satan likes to exploit loopholes unless a wisher is specific, I went for the simplest wish that even he couldn't exploit, which probably explains why he was too lazy to do it in the first place.
I know someone who went by the name "Satans Spartan", I'll have a talk with him and sort this out for you, friend.
Maybe the 'black hole' was a loophole, and Satan just made Justin Bieber fuck him in the ass.
IcePure;5410954Maybe the 'black hole' was a loophole, and Satan just made Justin Bieber fuck him in the ass.
Go pole dance for your girlfriends birthday.
She'll be dancing on my pole. Wink wink nudge nudge.