Voice of joy and sunshine
26th May 2003
Killer Kyle;5473185[COLOR="Magenta"]It is, or at least that's what I told the judge.
I used a knife, though.[/COLOR]
That's real dedication. Hard to get a knife through the breastbone. Or so I gather. Hope she appreciated it.
Ensign Riles;5471042Try melted butter.
Don't forget to bring some N64 games!!!
And you may wish to use a closet to incase anybody walks in. In the absence of any closets... you could retreat to the bathroom but that may require additional N64 games to shut her up...
Admiral Donutz, I have missed your avatar.
Do you masturbate to it in the bathroom? Or do you prefer alternative locations?
I personally prefer doing that in a crowded Wal-Mart. Preferably in front of police/security personnel. It's so fun to attempt to flee from the law and finish at the same time.
May I suggest you check out the meat aisle? Frozen chickens can provide much joy....
Eh, I chuck the frozen chickens at old people and small children. I get bonus point for newborns.