I messed up with my friend. How do I make it right? 94 replies

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NiteStryker

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#81 9 years ago

IcePure;5473222Good foreplay and lube loosens them up quite a bit.

Just sayin.

I like to use her tears and her blood as lube.




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#82 9 years ago

:lurk:


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#83 9 years ago
NiteStryker;5475521I like to use her tears and her blood as lube.

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Badha1rday

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#84 9 years ago

Crumbs;5470716I am in college and have gotten a friend I often hang out with. She is just great in every way and I kind of really like her, but I have not mustered the courage to really initiate any kind of romantic relationship.

The first time it happened was when we were watching a documentary together and it was cold. She brought a blanket and said she did not have two so I would have to come under. We sat there together and sitting next to her just felt so great. She is kind of quiet, shy and reserved and so am I so we did not do anything other than cuddle a little. Afterwards I had to use her toilet because I was ready to blow and just had to do it or she would most certainly have noticed my erection. You can only tuck it away for so long.

Well that was no one time occurrence. It has happened quite a lot since that and sometimes it has not even been provoked by her sitting next to me. So clumsy as I am I decided yesterday to tell her all about it. How I'm incredibly horny when I'm over and she's near me and that it eventually gets so bad that I have to masturbate in her toilet.

I had told her all of it after a few beers and she kind of went completely silent. She usually texts me every day, but today there has been nothing. I am a little worried that I may have lost a good friend because I could not keep my shit together yesterday.

Oh hay reddit, what's up?




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#85 9 years ago

You know him personally!??!




Badha1rday

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#86 9 years ago
Red Menace;5475643You know him personally!??!

We masturbate together because we're both forever alone.

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#87 9 years ago

My eyes.




Commissar MercZ

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#88 9 years ago

You could just clone yourself. You know.

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#89 9 years ago

:naughty:




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#90 9 years ago

Commissar MercZ;5475761You could just clone yourself. You know.

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Would it be considered gay to have sex with a clone of yourself?