IcePure;5473222Good foreplay and lube loosens them up quite a bit.
I like to use her tears and her blood as lube.
Jeff is a mean boss
28th July 2002
NiteStryker;5475521I like to use her tears and her blood as lube.
And thus it is revealed: NiteStryker's Night with Miley Cyrus
Crumbs;5470716I am in college and have gotten a friend I often hang out with. She is just great in every way and I kind of really like her, but I have not mustered the courage to really initiate any kind of romantic relationship.
The first time it happened was when we were watching a documentary together and it was cold. She brought a blanket and said she did not have two so I would have to come under. We sat there together and sitting next to her just felt so great. She is kind of quiet, shy and reserved and so am I so we did not do anything other than cuddle a little. Afterwards I had to use her toilet because I was ready to blow and just had to do it or she would most certainly have noticed my erection. You can only tuck it away for so long.
Well that was no one time occurrence. It has happened quite a lot since that and sometimes it has not even been provoked by her sitting next to me. So clumsy as I am I decided yesterday to tell her all about it. How I'm incredibly horny when I'm over and she's near me and that it eventually gets so bad that I have to masturbate in her toilet.
I had told her all of it after a few beers and she kind of went completely silent. She usually texts me every day, but today there has been nothing. I am a little worried that I may have lost a good friend because I could not keep my shit together yesterday.
Oh hay reddit, what's up?
Red Menace;5475643You know him personally!??!
We masturbate together because we're both forever alone.
You could just clone yourself. You know.
Commissar MercZ;5475761You could just clone yourself. You know.
Would it be considered gay to have sex with a clone of yourself?