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Captain Fist

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#1 9 years ago

I enjoy the presence of rotund posteriors, and I unable to profess falsities.

Mine serpent doth not desire any quantity, unless one posses risen yeast of substantial scale, wench.

When a wench journeys forth into yon chamber who holdeth a waist of most diminutive proportions, with a spherical apparatus in thine visage, THOU BECOMES SWELLED.




SuperSmeg

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#2 9 years ago

Simplified version




BlitZ, The 57th

Fack, Fack you, Fack that

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#3 9 years ago

Medieval Erotica




Captain Fist

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#4 9 years ago

Written entirely in 5th period government, gentlemen.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#5 9 years ago

Baby got back.




Captain Fist

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#6 9 years ago

No student could figure that out. Both my government and English teachers could.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#7 9 years ago

You GET SPRUNG.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#8 9 years ago

I do declare




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#9 9 years ago

Me so horny.




Commissar MercZ

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#10 9 years ago

You should make it into one of those medieval tapestries.