I enjoy the presence of rotund posteriors, and I unable to profess falsities.
Mine serpent doth not desire any quantity, unless one posses risen yeast of substantial scale, wench.
When a wench journeys forth into yon chamber who holdeth a waist of most diminutive proportions, with a spherical apparatus in thine visage, THOU BECOMES SWELLED.
22nd September 2005
Fack, Fack you, Fack that
20th April 2007
Written entirely in 5th period government, gentlemen.
Baby got back.
No student could figure that out. Both my government and English teachers could.
You GET SPRUNG.
5.56 smoke Haji every day
18th July 2008
I do declare
Me so horny.
29th January 2005
You should make it into one of those medieval tapestries.