I need a loyal crew to come with me on my manatee hunting expedition. We will be sailing in The S.S. Essess, a 172 foot long boat that has one mounted MK 19 grenade launcher on the port and starboard side, one mounted .50 cal at the bow of the ship, and a large number of weapons, depth charges, and ammunition stored below deck.
I call first mate! We can use my army of vicious garden gnomes to swab the decks.
Excellent! The gnomes will work below deck in the armory for $1.75 an hour.
I thought hunting manatees was banned in 1893 O_o
Kill the Australian Hero!
Reporting for duty.
I havent seen a manatee in almost a-
Manatee 200 yards away at 3 o'clock!!