I swear the FBI is watching me 18 replies

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Authuran

Queef Richards

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#1 5 years ago

Everyday when I'm for a bogie with my homies I chill at this cul de sac which is on a hill overlooking a high school.

And every day when I'm smoking, a truck, usually like a dump truck, gas truck, light and power truck, etc. comes at the same time, makes a circle around the cul de sac, then comes back out on turns onto a street (there's a street into a condo complex right before the cul de sac).

But this ALWAYS happens and they don't need to turn around in the cul de sac, they can easily just make the turn onto the street, and I've seen them do it before so I know it's physically possible.

Maybe it's because I'm so close to a school they're staking me out? But I do nothing except smoke cigarettes and shoot the shit with my homies and occasionally rip a bowl. I do nothing at all sketchy and I'm not involved in any terror plots since I love my country and would not want to be an enemy.

Also, this is not spam. I'm being completely serious, I just don't want to post this in General Discussion because I want my post count to remain at 2005.




redgroupclan

is gay.

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#2 5 years ago

Mod request: move this thread to General Discussion to mess up Authuran's post count.




Ryojin

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#3 5 years ago

I second this request.


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Guest

I didn't make it!

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#4 5 years ago

If you're truly suspicious, reverse stalk them. Place yourself along the road they take and watch where they go and when. Take down licence numbers and descriptions of occupants. See if there is a pattern. If there is, follow them as best you can.

Disclaimer: If you really are being surveilled and they see you hiding in bushes staring at them with binoculars they'll probably send you to G-bay.




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#5 5 years ago

Kill them with fire before they lay eggs.




Silberio VIP Member

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#6 5 years ago

Do what the two last posters said.


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I didn't make it!

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#7 5 years ago

lay off that meth i posted a video ov marijuana vs meth watch that shit

see meth will make u paranoid lol




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#8 5 years ago

What. The. Duck.




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#9 5 years ago

wasnt the duck it was the TRUCK man.. cant you reaaaaadddd lol




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#10 5 years ago

I thought I could, but now I'm not sure anymore.




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