I Wish My Homework was Asexual 27 replies

Please wait...

Vantage

Proletariat Scum

123,875 XP

21st October 2004

0 Uploads

10,750 Posts

0 Threads

#1 11 years ago

So it would do itself.




Pethegreat VIP Member

Lord of the Peach

70 XP

19th April 2004

0 Uploads

20,892 Posts

0 Threads

#2 11 years ago

It would not do anything if it was asexual.




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

50 XP

4th September 2004

0 Uploads

22,336 Posts

0 Threads

#3 11 years ago

I better not see any jokes involving lawns. :wiener:




Vantage

Proletariat Scum

123,875 XP

21st October 2004

0 Uploads

10,750 Posts

0 Threads

#4 11 years ago
SeinfeldRules;3408708I better not see any jokes involving lawns. :wiener:

So tempting!




Vantage

Proletariat Scum

123,875 XP

21st October 2004

0 Uploads

10,750 Posts

0 Threads

#5 11 years ago

In many works of literature, a character has a misconception of himself or his world. Destroying or perpetuating this illusion contributes to a major theme of the work. This statement certainly applies to Hamlet. Write an essay in which you consider the following points: what Hamlet's illusion is and how it differs from reality; how the destruction or perpetuation of this illusion contributes to a central theme of the play.

Outline Paragraph 1 - Introduction/Identify Illusion Paragraph 2 - Describe the nature of the illusion and comparison to reality Paragraph 3 - How illusion's destruction relates to a central theme (appearance versus reality; ie: idealism and cynicism versus reality, the quality of Hamlet's personal struggle with his father and the remarriage of his mother, as well as the death of Ophelia)




Pb2Au

Droolworthy

50 XP

4th October 2004

0 Uploads

8,461 Posts

0 Threads

#6 11 years ago

Hah, I've got Macbeth. It's easier.




Nittany Tiger Forum Mod

*Shrug*

289,096 XP

15th September 2004

0 Uploads

27,136 Posts

0 Threads

#7 11 years ago
Vantage;3408702So it would do itself.

You know, if that was true, it would multiply itself without the presence of a teacher. :lol:

Be careful what you wish for.

EDIT: Never read Hamlet. Red MacBeth, though.




Lord Wiener VIP Member

Piercing the veil.

51 XP

9th August 2003

0 Uploads

19,761 Posts

0 Threads

#8 11 years ago

Congratulations, your homework can now lay eggs.


WouldYouKindly.png



Dr.Fritz

Promiscuous Girl

50 XP

6th July 2005

0 Uploads

5,842 Posts

0 Threads

#9 11 years ago
SeinfeldRules;3408708I better not see any jokes involving lawns. :wiener:

I wish my lawn was emo, so then it would cut itself. hahaha! :cool:




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

50 XP

4th September 2004

0 Uploads

22,336 Posts

0 Threads

#10 11 years ago

I am going to kill you.