The 1st thing he's going to hear on his arrival in the afterlife will be all the men that died for him saying, "So, where are my virgins, you Asshole?!":D
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Lol, I think Bin Laden's gonna have a sore bum after they're through with him.
When in doubt, gas it!
Bin Ladens virgins are going to turn out to be Men... homosexual ones... with knives as their "weapons".
I refer to Osama Bin Laden as Mr. Bin
I say, we strap a bomb on Whitney Houston, and send her over to the mountains with a tiny camera, and then we can figure out if Osama is dead, and if he isnt, when he finishes with his goat, and gets ready for Houston we detonate the bomb.
Hey its a win-win situation.