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#1 8 years ago

It would be called 'British Watermelon' (my equivalent to 'American Pie'). It would star me, in the controversial role as the latest DC superhero: Watermelonfuckerman.

That's 'Watermelon-fu, cker-man', before you say anything - it's Indonesian or something. My strengths would be how big I bulge (not in my penis) when watermelons are around, giving me the power to do an insanely powerful cockslap watermelon throw at my enemies. My weakness would be dry watermelons, and empty lube containers (simply so that Hollywood wouldn't come up with something rediculous).

My logo on my superhero costume would be this:

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That hole would represent my heart and soul at the center of all things watermelon, and my enemies would know to fear the awesome power my dick body gets from seeing watermelons.

Still looking for an idea for a bad guy - maybe it could be a guy that uses cucumbers to pleasure defend himself.




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#2 8 years ago

:lol: Will be following this. Would said movie be produced in 3D? ;)




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#3 8 years ago

Most certainly - I want as much immersion as possible: I want you to actually feel like you are having liquid splashed at you, see sharp objects come right to your face - and see the true depth of my love for watermelons.




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#4 8 years ago

Other than 3D Glasses, would any other.. object be required for the viewers part?




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#5 8 years ago

Hand lotion will be provided to combat the dehydration in the hands caused by all the excitement of what I have to show you. Tissues will not be available, and you must bring your own (I want to see if I can throw in something about the power of recycling in there - so please share your used tissues!)

Otherwise, since the glasses will protect your eyes (from the sheer radioactivity of the awesomeness), no.




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#6 8 years ago
IcePure;5428571Most certainly - I want as much immersion as possible: I want you to actually feel like you are having liquid splashed at you, see sharp objects come right to your face - and see the true depth of my love for watermelons.

I already get that immersion every night, I don't want more...




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#7 8 years ago
Schofield;5428605I already get that immersion every night, I don't want more...

You like watermelons, too?




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#8 8 years ago

IcePure;5428603Hand lotion will be provided to combat the dehydration in the hands caused by all the excitement of what I have to show you. Tissues will not be available, and you must bring your own (I want to see if I can throw in something about the power of recycling in there - so please share your used tissues!)[/quote]:lulz:

[QUOTE=IcePure;5428603]Otherwise, since the glasses will protect your eyes (from the sheer radioactivity of the awesomeness), no.

Duly Noted.




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#9 8 years ago
IcePure;5428614You like watermelons, too?

I have sex with watermelons on a daily basis! Why do you think they have seeds in them?:naughty:




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#10 8 years ago

Because God put them there. Sex with watermelons is nasty. I would never do such a thing.