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TheMirage

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#1 13 years ago

If WW2 had been an RTS game, the chat traffic would have been summat likie this:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game* *Eisenhower has joined the game* *paTTon has joined the game* *Churchill has joined the game* *benny-tow has joined the game* *T0J0 has joined the game* *Roosevelt has joined the game* *Stalin has joined the game* *deGaulle has joined the game* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, I sart with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin' sucks i got a depression benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you don't fight me i don't fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]: sure, whatever Stalin: cool deGualle: shit hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i don't got sh1t to help sorry Churchill: wtf, the luftwaffe is attacking me Roosevelt: get anitair guns Churchill: i ca't afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team-talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGualle: easinhower ur worthless help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do shit till roosevelt give me an army paTTon: ya hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGualle: this is fuckin weak u guys suck *deGualle has left the game* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny=tow: with what? youre wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did you mess up your legs AND your head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! Thats bullshit u fags im gonna kick ur asses! T0J0: not without your harbors you aren't! lol Roosevelt: u little bitch i'll get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now you've got a huge fockin' army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hiter Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf you want me to do, i'm on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine i'll clear you a path Stalin: WTF! you asshole we had a fockin' truce! Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon T0J0: o shit i cant help i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin' for you Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure i'll just sit here Stalin: don't be an ass Churchill: don't be a commie oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help Hitler[AoE]: o man ur fucked paTTon: oh what now b1tch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated* bennyu-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisnenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[Aoe]: quit you hacker so you don't ruin my record! Eisnhower: Nuts! benny-tow: wtf does that mean? Eisnenhower: meant nutsack my finger slipped lol paTTon: coming to get you hitler u paper hanging hun ********** Stalin: rofl T0J0: hahahahahahaha Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fuckin gay Hitler[AoE]: u guys are never taking my city *Hitler[AoE] has been elminated* benny-tow: OMG u noob u killed urself Eisnhower: ROFLOLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: omg i didnt click there this game fuckin' sucks *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahahaha T0J0: wtf my teammates are noobs benny-tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: hahaha what a moron paTTon: wtf do i do now? Eisnenhower: yah me too T0J0: why don't you attack me oh yeah because you got no fleet lol Eisnhower: fuck u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell paTTon: fuck this shit i'm goin afk Eisnhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game* Eisnenhower: shit now we nee some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup? Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES!!! Stalin: d00d gimme some plz tru_m4n: no man i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuclear sercrets! T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! *T0J0 has been eliminated* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bullshit you guys sux *T0J0 has left the game* *Eisenhower has left the game* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur side u didnt help me for shit Churchill: wutever, we didnt need you anyway dumbass tru_m4n: l8ter all Stalin: fuck you all tru_m4n: shut up commie *try_m4n* has left the game* benny-tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game* paTTon: lol no 1 is left paTTon: weeeeeeee i got a jeep! *paTTon has been eliminated* paTTon: o shit! *paTTon has left the game*




Rammelslakje (NL)

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#2 13 years ago

Did you typt that?




TheMirage

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#3 13 years ago

yes. I missed the bus today and my partents have an odd ntion that making me stay home will punish me for missing it. So I've lots of time today.




Rammelslakje (NL)

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#4 13 years ago

Your lucky man!

I would rather stay home, but I hate to ask whats for homework and all that stuff and working home to catch up all my missed work. So I just go to school. Even when it sux!




TheMirage

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#5 13 years ago

oh, it isn't all fun and games. Whenever mom sees me she puts me to work folding laudry or building chocken coops. Fortunatley she hasn't seen much of me today.




ToXiC Hawk

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#6 13 years ago

"See"?