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Sh0wdowN

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#11 14 years ago

God.




Dipship

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#12 14 years ago

Don't know the job title, but the guy that brushes the sand off of the models when they're doing a beach shoot. :yum:


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Captain Fist

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#13 14 years ago

Satan. Or a physicist.




Captain Blade

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#14 14 years ago
Ihaterednecks;3381609Satan. Or a physicist.

Why would you want to be satan? That's not a good life at all.




Captain Fist

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#15 14 years ago

Why not be Satan? You wander Earth for ages on end luring souls to Hell!




Pb2Au

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#16 14 years ago

That'd get damn boring. I still vote Porn Star/Pope/Bill Gates.




Captain Fist

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#17 14 years ago

If you get bored, you kill or rape someone. Considering your immortal, it wouldn't matter much. Plus, if you manipulate the right people, you could have the chance to somehow boot God out of Heaven, transform it into Hell, and become the master of the Universe! Unfortunatetly, you'd have to be a lawyer, at least temporarily.




Captain Blade

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#18 14 years ago
Ihaterednecks;3381621Why not be Satan? You wander Earth for ages on end luring souls to Hell!

Youre mean




Pb2Au

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#19 14 years ago
Ihaterednecks;3381631If you get bored, you kill or rape someone. Considering your immortal, it wouldn't matter much. Plus, if you manipulate the right people, you could have the chance to somehow boot God out of Heaven, transform it into Hell, and become the master of the Universe! Unfortunatetly, you'd have to be a lawyer, at least temporarily.

But see, Satan's not allowed to physically interfere with people without obtaining a consent from them. So no raping or murdering. Which is why I would like to be the Pope, so I can decree that every Saturday, as a matter of faith and morals, people must eat nothing but chicken. 1 billion people worldwide would theoretically be forced into doing my will.




Dipship

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#20 14 years ago

You think they'd listen and obey? What about that little 'thou shalt not kill' thingy?


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