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Pb2Au

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#21 14 years ago

I wouldn't kill, I'd order my minions faithful to kill for me. And there're always a guaranteed handful of right-wing zealot nutjobs who will listen.




Nittany Tiger Advanced Member

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#22 14 years ago

Either a career storm chaser or a meteorology professor. I'm in the process of making one of those happen.

Speaking of jobs, I'm having a hell of a time finding one right now. Been trying for months without success.




Pb2Au

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#23 14 years ago

Oh. Well, Mr. Serious McSerious just had to turn this into a thread about realistic jobs. Well then, destroy my dream of being Porn Star/Pope/Bill Gates. Mechanical engineer, then.




Dipship

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#24 14 years ago

Lol, I'm still waiting for my lottery numbers to come up.


When in doubt, gas it!



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#25 14 years ago
Pb2Au;3381681Oh. Well, Mr. Serious McSerious just had to turn this into a thread about realistic jobs. Well then, destroy my dream of being Porn Star/Pope/Bill Gates. Mechanical engineer, then.

How did I make it serious? It's really what I want to do.

I'm not stopping your dreams.




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#26 14 years ago
Dipship;3381578Don't know the job title, but the guy that brushes the sand off of the models when they're doing a beach shoot. :yum:

like a fluffer?




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#27 14 years ago

i would be a weapons tester(in the field of explosives:naughty:)




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#28 14 years ago
Pb2Au;3381637But see, Satan's not allowed to physically interfere with people without obtaining a consent from them. So no raping or murdering. Which is why I would like to be the Pope, so I can decree that every Saturday, as a matter of faith and morals, people must eat nothing but chicken. 1 billion people worldwide would theoretically be forced into doing my will.

But see, Satan takes the form of a human or something to seduce people. You really think people are going to be seduced by a winged, fiendish angel thing?




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#29 14 years ago
ANZACSAS;3381783like a fluffer?

No.

No, no, nonono, NO!!!


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#30 14 years ago

A mercenary, a soldier of fortune if you will.