Ima gonna be a babysitting badass! 9 replies

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Fortune

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#1 12 years ago

Not only did i give up the chance too go too Fort Dodge and eat with my sister! I'm babysitting her two kids singlehandedly!

Thats right, i'm babysitting while i type this, listening too Riders on the Storm ( Doors not that bastard Snoop doggy dick of course :uhoh: ).

But the question is... how do i be a badass at babysitting? on a wonderfull sunny (rare) evening? TELL ME!




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#2 12 years ago

Send the kids to bed and get a party going ;)


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ToXiC Hawk

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#3 12 years ago

Parteh!!!!!!11




Pb2Au

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#4 12 years ago

Children are simple to amuse. Make them run races in the backyard until they're too tired to stand up, then let them go crash in their beds and kick back.




Red Menace

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#5 12 years ago

Call girls!


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IR15H

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#6 12 years ago
But the question is... how do i be a badass at babysitting? on a wonderfull sunny (rare) evening? TELL ME!

Tell them everytime the go in the sun they lose 1 year from their life, tell them the only way to be safe is to sit silently in their room for 3 hours a day, tell them they better start now if they want to live past 20.




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#7 12 years ago

Give the children to me... I will keep them... warm... WITH MY MOBILE FURNACE! MWUHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAAAAAA!




Jackthehammer

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#8 12 years ago

dont give m to Matt, he ll either eat, or sell m




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#9 12 years ago

I resent that accusation. I promise that I will not eat them or sell them. You have my word as a moron.




Jackthehammer

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#10 12 years ago

need I say more?