At long last, after nearly six years of work, I have finally completed construction and testing of my Lightspeed Fly-by-Wire Screaming Attack Giblets. With an elite team of highly trained cheese-eating chimps to service this new device, we are aty long last ready to spread doom and destruction. There is but one problem....we need targets.
THEREFORE, we will begin here. All members who post here will have the privilege of being among the first to experience the wrath of the Ligtspeed Fly-by-Wire Screaming Attack Giblets.
23rd October 2007
I couldn't understand what you meant after I read the word "aty".
the giblets light speed travel feature is bending the very fabric of time, space, and language.
Quetron's alt account
10th December 2005
No, that'd be a wasted effort.
Joe Bonham;5470336No, that'd be a wasted effort.
how would it be please do tell
Like I would waste a multi-trillion dollar light speed attack craft on you. No splicer, dealing with you does not require the latest in attack giblet technology. Something much more old fashioned, tried and tested if you will, like a good old Banhammer, will be sufficient.
7th January 2011
Ban-vity hammer. Sort of like a gravity hammer, only it sends out a wave of banlyness.
22nd September 2005
Ha! You can't hit me if I keep jumping through different eras in time in Earths' history!