Important Advice On Avoiding Castration From Evil Snowballs 2 replies

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Revenge Advanced Member

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#1 15 years ago

Step 1: Make sure you're not already lacking genetilia. If so, please visit this page. Step 2: Wear pants. That's briefs, you American folk, not trousers. Boxing Shorts just don't protect you enough. Step 3: Consider buying a 'guard'. The thing that Rugby players wear. Sometimes. No Snowball teeth can penetrate that, let me tell you. Step 4: Drink Earl Grey Tea. No other. The Bergamot oil in your bloodstream will repel all satanic frozen forms. NEVER dunk Rich-Tea Biscuits in your tea though - the wheat is to snowballs as mice are for cats. Step 5: Be vigilant. If you spot a white hairy thing looking pissed off on the street, be sure to stamp on it fast. Be sure to burn the corpse. Follow these guidelines and you'll be safe for the time being.


Note to self: Find pants.

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#2 15 years ago

Blimp experts in Akron Ohio say that if you get hit more than five times in your life by low-flying blimps it probably means that a blimp curse was placed on your family in the 12th century by Vince the Latvian Blimp Mystic.

M!tch Advanced Member

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#3 15 years ago

ok, i leave

Thinking about it.