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EON_MagicMan

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#1 12 years ago

Here's the deal, looks like I have the hots for this girl who I work with (she likes me too I believe, judging by the work grapevine, but isn't the most straightforward and outgoing. Status: we've made out a few times at the bar) Now, this girl I met a few days ago really has the hots for me, but not me so much for her so much, and having sex with her in the heat of the moment, I said I liked her and all this nice shit about her (I know I'm retarded and drunk). Problem is, tommorow is a guy-I-work-with's birthday, and so I was planning to take a cab to the bar with a few girls I work with, including the one I like. Other problem is, the girl who likes me also wants to go to the same bar, which would means I would have to pretty much spend all night with her, etc, etc (not even worht boning her at the end of the night, considering I like this other girl). I would much rather have a good, single time, and I promised to visit the girl who likes me at her pool where she lifeguards tommorow. I wish I could tell her I was terminally ill and will have withered away before the bar, but I need a better excuse. She would probably be great if I didn't like this other girl (who wouldn't even put out, and I'd be fine with that), but for once in my life, it's me deciding between two girls. SO bottom line, I'm going to visit the girl who likes me but I dont like at her pool tommorow, but a good excuse would be great for when I woke up. Worst case scenario: I give a BS excuse for why I won't be there ('Oh, I'm at a friends cabin'), and then going of course, she still decides to go and sees me there. So I still want to go to the bar, I just need an excuse that will for sure make her think I'm gone, and will for sure get her the hell away from the bar I'm going to. If you have no advice, wish me good luck. At least the sex is good, if I don't get away.

PS, the one I don't so much want just left my house 20 minutes ago (4;50 AM, ugh) and the sex is good, so I always have something to fall back on. I just hate hurt feelings.




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#2 12 years ago

Lock her in a wardrobe-sorted




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#3 12 years ago
EON_MagicManHere's the deal, looks like I have the hots for this girl who I work with (she likes me too I believe, judging by the work grapevine, but isn't the most straightforward and outgoing. Status: we've made out a few times at the bar)

Cut out various letters from the alphabet from newspapers, and stick them down to craft anonymous letters. Write things like "I want to have you, I am going to have you" and, "I know what color underwear you have on". Very romantic. And crafty! Write in your own blood for that personal touch.

Now, this girl I met a few days ago really has the hots for me, but not me so much for her so much, and having sex with her in the heat of the moment, I said I liked her and all this nice shit about her (I know I'm retarded and drunk).

Easily solved. Start setting fire to her possessions at random, and she'll get the message. Or alternatively just set fire to her. Just don't leave a message on her answer phone, that's very rude! Fire solves everything. That's what Joey the Leprechaun always tells me, and so far he hasn't been proved wrong.

Problem is, tommorow is a guy-I-work-with's birthday, and so I was planning to take a cab to the bar with a few girls I work with, including the one I like. Other problem is, the girl who likes me also wants to go to the same bar, which would means I would have to pretty much spend all night with her, etc, etc (not even worht boning her at the end of the night, considering I like this other girl).

Why not just cut to the chase and ask her if she wants to suck on your spare finger? Save you both a lot of time.

I would much rather have a good, single time

Gay!

and I promised to visit the girl who likes me at her pool where she lifeguards tommorow.

Swimming costume FTW!

I wish I could tell her I was terminally ill

Why lie? Spend too much time around Ensign Riles and you're bound to catch something.

and will have withered away before the bar, but I need a better excuse.

Tell her that you encountered a crazed turtle on your way to the local titty bar, and it ripped your leg off and tried to beat you to death with it. Not only will you get out of it, but you'll also illicit sympathy! Sympathy = sex! She might be a bit curious about why your leg is still there, but just call her stupid and say you had three legs.

She would probably be great if I didn't like this other girl (who wouldn't even put out, and I'd be fine with that)

Wouldn't even put out? I'm failing to see a tough decision here.

but for once in my life, it's me deciding between two girls.

Ordinarily I would simply say, "why decide?", but in this case the decision is obvious -- one of them doesn't put out!!!

SO bottom line, I'm going to visit the girl who likes me but I dont like at her pool tommorow, but a good excuse would be great for when I woke up.

Pics plz.

[quote]Worst case scenario: I give a BS excuse for why I won't be there ('Oh, I'm at a friends cabin'), and then going of course, she still decides to go and sees me there.

Explain to her that you're an alien from the planet Zarton Theta, and you have an urgent mission to gather human brain cells in order for the continued survival of your species. If that doesn't get rid of her, you may as well hold on to her.

So I still want to go to the bar

Who doesn't?

I just need an excuse that will for sure make her think I'm gone, and will for sure get her the hell away from the bar I'm going to.

Oh right! Just claim you have a twin brother named Reelo Hugetitties. If she sees you in the bar later on, just feign ignorance and pretend she's a mad woman.

If you have no advice, wish me good luck. At least the sex is good, if I don't get away.

Again, I fail to see any problem here.

PS, the one I don't so much want just left my house 20 minutes ago (4;50 AM, ugh) and the sex is good, so I always have something to fall back on. I just hate hurt feelings.

Feelings? Pfft, gay!




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#4 12 years ago

Matts done it again