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#1 4 years ago

So they changed their "retail" hours, opening at 9 instead of 8. There was a sign a side door saying "ring bell to pick up packages between 8 and 9". As it was 8:12, I rang. And rang, and rang, and rang. Around 8:30, I started thinking of ways to attract attention, as there were many security cameras. Rather than starting a small fire or throwing thing, I sulked around as suspiciously as possible, looking at all the PO boxes and directly at the cameras as I did so. Then I went to an unobservable corner to wait. Not 15 seconds later, someone came out, and I got my package.

The moral here is that if you want attention, do something bad. Throw a fit, crash your car, etc. You'll get exactly what you want!

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#2 4 years ago

Cool story bro.




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#3 4 years ago

For years I got packets delivered to my door by some medium-aged angry looking rude guy. When noone's home they leave a note. When someone's home they often leave a note anyway, because it's faster. That wasn't so bad because I had a small post office a couple of hundred meters from here. But they closed that last year and since then I had to go to the main post office which is about 2km away and usually completly overcrowded. So I went from spending 10 minutes to get a packet to spending 1-2 hours.

Then came packet stations. They deposit the packet in a lockbox and send you a the combination on your phone, which saves me a lot of time. Human interaction is overrated in most cases.




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#4 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5738574Cool story bro.

You know what

That box+phone combo system sounds amazing




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#5 4 years ago

It SO DOES.




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#6 4 years ago
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#7 4 years ago

About 2 inches inside my butt




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#8 4 years ago

I don't know why I said that




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#9 4 years ago

your asshole is too deep though.




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#10 4 years ago

i dont know why i said that either.




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