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Silberio VIP Member

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#1 3 years ago

"Why is it even called a funeral? There's nothing fun about it."


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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#2 3 years ago

"Phwoar. I'm hopping onto THAT when nobody's looking."




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#3 3 years ago

I am going to desecrate that corpse with my Pen0r or He died doing what he loved. Said by the priest during services about someone who died of a drug overdose. Well, he wasn't wrong


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#4 3 years ago

Anyone else enjoy cracking open a cold one?




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#5 3 years ago

"I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SNAP MY DICK OFF IF THIS ERECTION DOESN'T GO AWAY."




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#6 3 years ago
Schofield;5757813Anyone else enjoy cracking open a cold one?

so you mean your going to ram your dick in the corpse and literately crack open a cold one lol


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#7 3 years ago
Primarch Vulkan;5757816so you mean your going to ram your dick in the corpse and literately crack open a cold one lol

I was talking about beer.




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#8 3 years ago
Schofield;5757819I was talking about beer.

you named your dick beer? jesus man


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#9 3 years ago

[COLOR=Blue]Give me $100, and I'll go to the funerals of people you hate, and start a slow clap.

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#10 3 years ago

I'd give you 200 to show up naked.


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