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#1 10 years ago

Aahh, genocide. So sweet to my ears. Every year around this time, the desert colonies of ants move half of their colony to a new location with another queen of course. And, with this, every year around this time about one million ants trek across my patio.

I was ready for them this year. I made up a nice little concoction out of some cleaners I found under the sink and some oil. Yes, mixed in a little oil. So, with this, I was ready for them. I could tell they were going to move the next day because some always go ahead to check out new nesting spots (my kitchen counter).

Now, you may think it is cruel that I am about to slaughter a million or so ants, but I don't like them trying to get into my house. So it has to be done. Several years of this and I have come to several conclusions; one of which is things that will not kill them. -The hose. Powered water, you would think, would crush their little bodies. Nope. -Fire. Fire does work, but I burnt the cover of our patio off one year. No. -Urine. Only killed a few.

That's all I have tried. So I went at it again this year. It's pretty cool seeing them all trekking across the patio. Some places are seriously blackened by the little idiots. I normally wait till they have reached the end of the patio because most of them are on the patio at this point and I can take most of them out in one swig of "DOODOO's Concoction".

So there they were, yesterday, all in their little lines. Decided it was time to start. I killed each and every one of them. Larva, Adults, all of them. I even managed to kill the queen this year. Yes, DOODOO123 won this bout. But who will win this one? Probably DOODOO123 again!

So, who else loves to commit Insect Genocide?




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#2 10 years ago

Just use gas next time.




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#3 10 years ago

DOODOO123;4206396Aahh, genocide. So sweet to my ears. Every year around this time, the desert colonies of ants move half of their colony to a new location with another queen of course. And, with this, every year around this time about one million ants trek across my patio.

I was ready for them this year. I made up a nice little concoction out of some cleaners I found under the sink and some oil. Yes, mixed in a little oil. So, with this, I was ready for them. I could tell they were going to move the next day because some always go ahead to check out new nesting spots (my kitchen counter).

Now, you may think it is cruel that I am about to slaughter a million or so ants, but I don't like them trying to get into my house. So it has to be done. Several years of this and I have come to several conclusions; one of which is things that will not kill them. -The hose. Powered water, you would think, would crush their little bodies. Nope. -Fire. Fire does work, but I burnt the cover of our patio off one year. No. -Urine. Only killed a few.

That's all I have tried. So I went at it again this year. It's pretty cool seeing them all trekking across the patio. Some places are seriously blackened by the little idiots. I normally wait till they have reached the end of the patio because most of them are on the patio at this point and I can take most of them out in one swig of "DOODOO's Concoction".

So there they were, yesterday, all in their little lines. Decided it was time to start. I killed each and every one of them. Larva, Adults, all of them. I even managed to kill the queen this year. Yes, DOODOO123 won this bout. But who will win this one? Probably DOODOO123 again!

So, who else loves to commit Insect Genocide?

You live where?




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#4 10 years ago

Did you take pictures?




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#5 10 years ago

...murderer.




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#6 10 years ago

I am going to the police.




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#7 10 years ago
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#8 10 years ago
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Exxxcellent.