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Ted went down to the well. He raised the bucket and brought it to his lips, drinking so deeply that the water poured from around his mouth and to the ground below.
When the bucket was empty, Ted was shocked to see a golden key at the bottom of it. He took it up in his hands. He turned it over in the sunlight, marveling at how it sparkled.
Then the key started to glow and shine from within as though the sunlight had activated it. Ted heard a subtle humming, almost like bees buzzing. The sound was coming from the old oak tree a stones throw from the well.
Ted walked over to it and was surprised to see a hollow opening in the great trunk of the oak tree. He went inside, the buzzing growing louder, and he discovered a small door. It was very old and worn.
Ted put the key into the door's keyhole and suddenly the old decrepit door transformed, blooming with color like a desert flower after the rain, into an ornate portal made of the same gold as the key.
Ted opened the door and the humming grew immediately louder and richer, not so much like bees but like beautiful voices singing in wonderful harmony.
The door was just large enough for Ted to fit through and he crawled through it. On the other side he was amazed to find himself inside an enchanted land. The entirety of it shimmered magically and the rivers flowed with gold.
Then he saw who was singing. Winged elves flew across the land. They saw him and came to smiling and singing their beautiful songs. They were much smaller than Ted, which explained why the door was so small.
"Take off your clothes" they said to Ted "and we will dress you in the robes of our people". Ted did and was adorned with a flowing robe made of golden fleece. Then the elves all took hold of Ted and lifted him from the ground and together they flew high above the magical land, showing Ted all the wonders of their world.
Ted's body was found the next day, naked, covered in honey, hanging half inside an opening in the old oak tree. When they finally got his body out it was covered with thousands of bee stings. They never found out who spiked the well with LSD.
There is no well.
Well well well.