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#1 10 years ago

jamoncl2.jpg That is my massive image. That is also my rather smallish 1.96 Posts Per Day- yes, thats not very many.

According to that, I have 0.06% of the Forums posts, to give you some idea how large a chunk that is of these forums, here is an image for reference. graphzj1.png See, I've got about a whole pixel of yellow in there. Someday I hope to beat Jimmy Hoffa (He hasn't even logged on since July 23rd, 1975).

Why do iPwn, you might ask? Well. While my percentage of posts is not very impressive, my percentage of the awesomeness of this forum, as demonstrated by this pizza chart.

graphjq9.jpg As you can see, I take up more than half of the awesomeness of this forum, with only Orlfman even trying to compete with me.

As such, I proclaim myself Dark Lord Kickass- and as such I demand Women, Money and Food.

Chop Chop.




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#2 10 years ago
You have 2,209 posts and 138 threads. » 6.50 posts per day. » You own 0.06% of the forums posts. » You are most active in The Spam Forum with 6282 posts.

pwnt bitch




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#3 10 years ago

I still have a much better ratio of awesomeness.




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#4 10 years ago

» You have 16,310 posts and 826 threads. » 9.00 posts per day. » You own 0.42% of the forums posts. » You are most active in General Discussion with 3290 post

Why I am awesome: 1. I can eat entire forums here with my postcount. 2. I have a strong and deep network of posts. A nuclear war between forums would not cripple me. 3. My PPD is an integer. 4. The number 42 is the answer to everything. 5. I have the ability to knock out postcount competitors silently (Post deletes) or bloodily (Permanent bans). 6. When I get excited I have the ability to enlarge my postcount stick. 7. My graphs and charts are anti-aliased. 8. I have an announcement dedicated to me at the very top of the Spam forum.




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#5 10 years ago

Ensign Riles;4368651» You have 16,310 posts and 826 threads. » 9.00 posts per day. » You own 0.42% of the forums posts. » You are most active in General Discussion with 3290 post

Why I am awesome: 1. I can eat entire forums here with my postcount. 2. I have a strong and deep network of posts. A nuclear war between forums would not cripple me. 3. My PPD is an integer. 4. The number 42 is the answer to everything. 5. I have the ability to knock out postcount competitors silently (Post deletes) or bloodily (Permanent bans). 6. When I get excited I have the ability to enlarge my postcount stick. 7. My graphs and charts are anti-aliased. 8. I have an announcement dedicated to me at the very top of the Spam forum.

But I'm from Minnesota, I need no more reason for awesomeness.




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#6 10 years ago

I am awesome because I can think of a Tolkien epic in 5-10 minutes




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#7 10 years ago

I've hacked into the United States' nuclear missile control system, and I've set them all to be aimed at your house. I've also instructed their top-secret space-based missile facilities to convert their warheads into kinetic bombs using elephants for mass. Thus, you only 'pwn' because I allow it to be so. I rock so hard that I made Judas Priest explode.




Ensign Riles VIP Member

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#8 10 years ago
Jedihunter;4368667But I'm from Minnesota, I need no more reason for awesomeness.

Oh gee, I think ya do need more reason. Yeah...




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#9 10 years ago

You're just jealous.

To Minnesota, everyone is a Southern Hick (Other than Alaska, they're Commies).




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#10 10 years ago

I am jealous, it's an awesome accent regardless of how stereotypical it may be.