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Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#1 2 years ago

From a scetch of a Dutch comedian:

All that soft shit.. that's the real problem. How people raise their kids, much too soft. Much too soft. Those children will be defenseless, doomed. You know, I'd be a great dad, I am certain of that. My son would come to me: Child: 'Daddy, daddy, I made you a drawing!' *sighs* I'm looking out of the window!  What, a drawing? Letm me see. Tsssssk What is this shit? Ey, loser, what is this? Here, this, what is it? LOOK AT IT! What are these?! What... hands? THESE are hands! *slaps* Those are rakes.  Yes, and that is the sun I assume, no? Why does it smile? The sun is a glowing ball of fire, fire does not smile, you cock! Oh my... Am I this? am I THIS?! Yeah sure, daddy is as tall as the house. Ofcourse And look, mummy is bald. Isn't nice now is it?  Making fun of mummy's dicease.  Let me tell you something, I think mummy got ill from this drawing of you. You have no feelings. You are a saddist I will tell you, mummy and daddy never wanted a child. En then you came along and all went to shit. So, go to your room and make an other drawing

Now this child will survive, it will be know how to defend itself, you know? That is very important.




Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#2 2 years ago

Ah honesty. You know, there's a not so fine line between giving people the chance to fail at something and being an utter cunt. :D




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#3 2 years ago

"Honesty is just an excuse for having a shit imagination." ~Steve Hardcastle


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Primarch Vulkan VIP Member

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#4 2 years ago

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[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#5 2 years ago

IT'S X-MAS SOON, LET THE BLOOD FLOW


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#6 2 years ago

Stand forth, Servant. The Sword you carry has been smelted in the heat of your anger, forged upon your desire, tempered in your hate, quenched in your soul, polished with your loyalty, furnished with your bones and skin, tested in your hand, and borne in my name. You Slave, are mine, as much as the Blade...


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



Ryojin

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#7 2 years ago

Who farted?


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#8 2 years ago

060b.jpghe he did


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords