It's all going on... At your Local Public Loo 4 replies

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Grimme

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#1 13 years ago

Yes that's right folks! It's all going on down the local loo. Forget old images of sordid urinals, rotting floors and broken sinks. The new image is smack junkies shooting up in the corner, the odd down and outer and a couple of chavs having a shag in a cubicle. Fuck Yeh! The Schedule at your Local Loo: Monday: Smackhead Shootup, Who will enter a coma first!! Tuesday: Spunkathon, Who can Ejaculate into the sink quickest!! Wednesday: Vandal Vacation, Advertise your Sister's "Services" on the Bog Walls!! Thursday: Singles Night, Speed Shagging, 2 minutes to have a quickie in the cubicles, Who can pull the most sluts/slappers!! Friday: Chill out night, That's right! The council can't afford the electricity bill so it's all dark and cold, Bring the Kids along and sell them to the local peado. Saturday: Party Night, Bring along a six pack and prepare to get wasted with the weeks giro, Banging ch00ns coming out of the portable "Boom" Box. Sunday: OAP night, That's right old gits with no home and no family can come along and share a tin of beans with there friends. So come along and have fun! Remember, the local loo, not just for poo!




Phoenix_22 VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

Shut up. That's gross, and cruel and mean, etc.




Chiefy

     

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#3 13 years ago

What about "Dunking Day"? An ancient tradition in my area.




Nusentinsaino

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#4 13 years ago

w00!




Mac Daddy

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#5 13 years ago
Phoenix_22Shut up. That's gross, and cruel and mean, etc.

Thats what makes it so good, duh!