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Sovereign002 VIP Member

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#1 10 years ago

I last left saying I was going to buy some vodka. Well, let's just say I hit it off with a streetlight and next few days have been quite the blur. I'm not sure whether it was because I somehow insulted her lack of breasts and she smacked me round the head, or because I tried to hump her wiring and electrocuted myself. Most likely it was both, either way, I lost my way and after long travels in unknown neighbourhoods, I finally found my way back home. Due to my mother calling out of the window, asking what the hell I was doing in the neighbours front yard and what I wanted for dinner.

Now! I have returned! So...what did I miss? And has anyone seen my shoes? I paid good money to the guy for stealing those from my niece's boyfriend.


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#2 10 years ago
I'm not sure whether it was because I somehow insulted her lack of breasts and she smacked me round the head, or because I tried to hump her wiring and electrocuted myself. Most likely it was both, either way, I lost my way and after long travels in unknown neighbourhoods, I finally found my way back home. Due to my mother calling out of the window, asking what the hell I was doing in the neighbours front yard and what I wanted for dinner.

Talk to Aero, he's notoriously drunk.




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#3 10 years ago

Translation please.


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#4 10 years ago

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#5 10 years ago
Commissar MercZ;4758466Picture_unrelated_zebracock_grilled_cheese.jpg

ZEBRA ROOSTER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH?




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#6 10 years ago
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.;4758463Translation please.[/quote] "What's up, what've I missed?" [quote=Commissar MercZ;4758466]Picture_unrelated_zebracock_grilled_cheese.jpg

Don't mind if I do.

Can you cook it?


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#7 10 years ago
Sovereign002;4758476"What's up, what've I missed?"

You forgot the part where you got raped by a shemale.

Can you cook it?

You must let it go inside you, by any means necessary.




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#8 10 years ago

I think I'd remember a shemale raping me. I would've taken her home and married her.


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#9 10 years ago

Wouldn't it be more like shim or herim?




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#10 10 years ago
Sovereign002;4758494I think I'd remember a shemale raping me. I would've taken her home and married her.

You are in denial.