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#1 12 years ago

Why is Jesus lucky?

He got nailed three times in one night. Why is Jesus unlucky?

He got nailed three times in one night... by guys! Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They keep falling through his hands.


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#2 12 years ago

hahahahahahahah


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#3 12 years ago

Funny, but did you just laugh at your own joke?




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#4 12 years ago

yes


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#5 12 years ago

dats not funny




Cap'n Rommel

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#6 12 years ago

actually... it is




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#7 12 years ago

Indeed, it is rather hilarious. But I failed to laugh out loud.




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#8 12 years ago

It still funny


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#9 12 years ago

It got a smirk.




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#10 12 years ago

I almost lol'd.