Jesus heals a man from ebola 61 replies

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Silberio VIP Member

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#1 4 years ago

When Jesus came down from his hotel room in New York's Central Park, a crowd of guards followed him to see that he did not do crazy shit. The Apostle Matthew, who followed the son of God, said "dude that party last nite was freaking crazy" when a man with Ebola approached them and said, "Jesus, yo I heard you got drugs, everyone says that you are the new Willie Nelson, I got Ebola from some crazy fucking whore in the trailer park" and Jesus said to him: "wtf yo I gave you and your buddies as like 3 pound of pot no two days ago, do you think my dad don't notice that shit, my holy shit man, fuck off".


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DarthParrot

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#2 4 years ago

But, what about Jesus and his anti-ebola super powers?




redgroupclan

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#3 4 years ago

This is a legitimate discussion. Please move to The Pub.




Dewey

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#4 4 years ago
DarthParrot;5744884But, what about Jesus and his anti-ebola super powers?

Not super powers, just Heroin.

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#5 4 years ago
redgroupclan;5744887This is a legitimate discussion. Please move to The Pub.

We don't talk about that place anymore.




Silberio VIP Member

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#6 4 years ago

original post has been restored, please move to melee forum


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Dipship

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#7 4 years ago

Bring back Melee!

Or let's just turn Spam into the Nouveau Melee.

On that note, Fuck all of you goatfuckers!


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Silberio VIP Member

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#8 4 years ago

You fucking fuck


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Nemmerle Forum Mod

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#9 4 years ago

Ah yes, there's that warm tone we've been missing all these years.




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#10 4 years ago

Refreshing, no?


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