So me & my friend are hanging out at the mall, & this dude walks up. He asked us both if we had a personal relationship with Jesus. I told him to leave me alone, it was none of his business. He turned to my friend, & told him not to let me take him down the path of unrighteousness. He said that Jesus was the answer, no matter what the question, Jesus was the answer. So my friend asked, "Who sucks a big fat cock?".
haha bit hatful, are you screaming for attention?
When in doubt, gas it!
I can just imagine the look on that guy's face.
was he a morman? /me gets out his shotgun
It's not called Soccer
17th June 2002
this is no laughing matter! /me Pumps His Shotgun
I am in a personal relationship with a jesus.