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Chocu1a

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#1 12 years ago

So me & my friend are hanging out at the mall, & this dude walks up. He asked us both if we had a personal relationship with Jesus. I told him to leave me alone, it was none of his business. He turned to my friend, & told him not to let me take him down the path of unrighteousness. He said that Jesus was the answer, no matter what the question, Jesus was the answer. So my friend asked, "Who sucks a big fat cock?".




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#2 12 years ago

haha bit hatful, are you screaming for attention?




Dipship

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#3 12 years ago

lol


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#4 12 years ago

:lol:

I can just imagine the look on that guy's face.




Turtlefuzz

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#5 12 years ago

was he a morman? /me gets out his shotgun




Urak'kul

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#6 12 years ago

:lol:




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#7 12 years ago

It's not called Soccer




Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#8 12 years ago

Jesusfish!




Turtlefuzz

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#9 12 years ago
Urak'kul:lol:

this is no laughing matter! /me Pumps His Shotgun




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#10 12 years ago

I am in a personal relationship with a jesus.