Did he or didn't he rise from the dead?
Jesus was an Alien Zombie. From Outer Space.
And he had vampire followers.
Professor Dr. Scientist;4949873Did he or didn't he rise from the dead?
Damnit, I have no more RE lessons ever, so I can't raise this issue now. :(
Jesus was an Ancient.
He didn't die on the cross. He ascended. Returned to the human plain of existence 7 days later, built a stargate, buried it in Jerusalem somewhere, and the rest we know.
I'm still looking for that stargate...
That's the Babylonians don't exist any more, they went through the stargate.
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Billz1282;4950015Jesus was an Ancient.
He didn't die on the cross. He ascended. Returned to the human plain of existence 7 days later, built a stargate, buried it in Jerusalem somewhere, and the rest we know.
I'm still looking for that stargate...
:lol: Probably buried in an underground pyramid.
Zombie
Das overgeneralizing, but true.
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