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SeinfeldisKindaOk

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#1 9 years ago

Did he or didn't he rise from the dead?




Chocu1a

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#2 9 years ago

Jesus was an Alien Zombie. From Outer Space.




Mitch Connor

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#3 9 years ago

And he had vampire followers.




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#4 9 years ago
Professor Dr. Scientist;4949873Did he or didn't he rise from the dead?

Damnit, I have no more RE lessons ever, so I can't raise this issue now. :(




SuperSmeg

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#5 9 years ago

Jesus was an Ancient.

He didn't die on the cross. He ascended. Returned to the human plain of existence 7 days later, built a stargate, buried it in Jerusalem somewhere, and the rest we know.

I'm still looking for that stargate...




Mitch Connor

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#6 9 years ago

That's the Babylonians don't exist any more, they went through the stargate.




Commissar MercZ

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#7 9 years ago

ZombieJC.jpg




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#8 9 years ago


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



Serio VIP Member

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#9 9 years ago

Billz1282;4950015Jesus was an Ancient.

He didn't die on the cross. He ascended. Returned to the human plain of existence 7 days later, built a stargate, buried it in Jerusalem somewhere, and the rest we know.

I'm still looking for that stargate...

:lol: Probably buried in an underground pyramid.




Jetfreak

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#10 9 years ago
Zombie

Das overgeneralizing, but true.




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