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#1 4 years ago

Ohgod I haven't even studied

This is just like school all over again, except with an hour drive.

And what to wear?!!? I don't even have any heels!




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#2 4 years ago

What the fuck is a job exam?




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#3 4 years ago

A test, administered to employees at random intervals, to determine if they should be fired or not.

Keeps 'em on their toes.


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#4 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5738217What the fuck is a job exam?

Questions include topics such as basic mathematics and English, and how to answer the telephone.

Not even joking.




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#5 4 years ago

I didn't know they had phones to answer at Burger King. WHACKITY SMACKITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But seriously, what kind of job is this that requires a test? I assume it is something smart.


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#6 4 years ago

CSI California. Aka "crime scene technician". Finger prints and dead people.




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#7 4 years ago

Toph, are the cadavers your employees or your co-workers?




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#8 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5738217What the fuck is a job exam?

job1 jäb/Submit noun 1. a paid position of regular employment. "jobs are created in the private sector, not in Washington" synonyms: occupation, profession, trade, position, career, work, line of work, livelihood, post, situation, appointment, métier, craft; More 2. a task or piece of work, especially one that is paid. "she wants to be left alone to get on with the job" synonyms: task, piece of work, assignment, project; More a responsibility or duty. "it's our job to find things out" synonyms: responsibility, duty, charge, task; More informal a difficult task. "we thought you'd have a job getting there" informal a procedure to improve the appearance of something, especially an operation involving plastic surgery. "she's had a nose job" informal a thing of a specified nature. "the car was a blue malevolent-looking job" informal a crime, especially a robbery. "a series of daring bank jobs" synonyms: robbery, theft, holdup, burglary, break-in; More COMPUTING an operation or group of operations treated as a single and distinct unit. verb verb: job; 3rd person present: jobs; past tense: jobbed; past participle: jobbed; gerund or present participle: jobbing 1. do casual or occasional work. "a jobbing builder" 2. buy and sell (stocks) as a broker-dealer, especially on a small scale.

ex·am·i·na·tion igˌzaməˈnāSHən/Submit noun noun: examination; plural noun: examinations 1. a detailed inspection or investigation. "an examination of marketing behavior" synonyms: scrutiny, inspection, perusal, study, investigation, consideration, analysis, appraisal, evaluation More inspection, checkup, workup, assessment, appraisal; probe, test, scan; informalonce-over, overhaul the action or process of conducting an inspection or investigation. "the treaty is under examination by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee" 2. a formal test of a person's knowledge or proficiency in a particular subject or skill. "he scraped through the examinations at the end of his first year" synonyms: test, exam, quiz, assessment; More 3. LAW the formal questioning of a witness in court. synonyms: interrogation, questioning, cross-examination, inquisition "the examination of witnesses"

I hope this clears any confusion you may have. Have a nice day! :cya:




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#9 4 years ago
Mr. Matt;5738217What the fuck is a job exam?

It's like a prostate exam but the person doing it has both hands on your shoulders.




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#10 4 years ago

oh god