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Aeroflot

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#1 13 years ago

As fate would have it, tyranny has once again got it's hands on a nation of free spammers..... chance would have it that a evil empire would gain power of such a great nation as the Spam Forum. We should not have to put up with this barbaric atempt to suppress the peoples of this wondrous webspace. Tyranny cannot be allowed to run rampant in free lands and should not be allowed to press it's unfair laws upon the land.

This evil axis of Hitlers must be stopped now and forever, or let our irresponsible actions cast a dark shadow over a free forum. We have a duty to ourselves and our children and our children's children to keep this land away from the clutches of wrongdoers. If we do not take a stand right now, then the evil ones will gain such an enormous grip upon the spam forum, that not even the greatest opposing force could launch a much more than a puny attack against it.

So, stand with me and revolt against the devilish tyrants, rebel against the Spam Party!




Jesse27

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#2 13 years ago

Ummmmmm... sure. Where do I sign up? Do I get medical? Mack




Aeroflot

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#3 13 years ago

You get full medical benefits, $12 an hour for fighting against tyranny, and full tuition coverage for any college or university in the west.




Jesse27

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#4 13 years ago

What about whores? I need some poon tang. Mack




-Ghost-

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#5 13 years ago

Dobry wieczórAs fate would have it, tyranny has once again got it's hands on a nation of free spammers..... chance would have it that a evil empire would gain power of such a great nation as the Spam Forum. We should not have to put up with this barbaric atempt to suppress the peoples of this wondrous webspace. Tyranny cannot be allowed to run rampant in free lands and should not be allowed to press it's unfair laws upon the land.

This evil axis of Hitlers must be stopped now and forever, or let our irresponsible actions cast a dark shadow over a free forum. We have a duty to ourselves and our children and our children's children to keep this land away from the clutches of wrongdoers. If we do not take a stand right now, then the evil ones will gain such an enormous grip upon the spam forum, that not even the greatest opposing force could launch a much more than a puny attack against it.

So, stand with me and revolt against the devilish tyrants, rebel against the Spam Party!

You sir, are an Anarchist! Forum Militia, put that man down! *Forum Militia Members advance*




Aeroflot

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#6 13 years ago
Mack1988What about whores? I need some poon tang. Mack

All your needs are provided for free, except food, which you have to pay for yourself. :D




Red Menace

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#7 13 years ago

How cute, Ill get the chemical weapons!


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Jesse27

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#8 13 years ago
Dobry wieczórAll your needs are provided for free, except food, which you have to pay for yourself. :D

But.... I'm fat. Mack




Red Menace

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#9 13 years ago

Remember Mack, Your Commie has no regard for human life. Not even his own.


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-Ghost-

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#10 13 years ago
Mack1988But.... I'm fat. Mack

Indeed Comrade, I suppose you would have a use, they could eat you when food stores run low!