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Ironass

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#1 13 years ago

One guy was walking down the street, and on his way he sees a beautiful chick with a very short skirt. The guy approaches her and says to her, "My god, you're so hot!!! With this kind of look I've got to fuck you! Nothing can be avoided, and no matter what, I've got to fuck you!" The chick is very shocked and she asks him, "What!? In the middle of the street!?" The guy answers, "I've got to do it in the primary opportunity! So I'll give you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the floor and while you pick it up, I'll be able to do everything I want. OK?" The lady seems to look intense. Then she decides to call her friend. She told her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's not a big problem - as long as you pick up the $500, it would last a long time until he gets his fireman out of his pants... Just take the money & run!" The next day the same friend sees the lady walking like an old woman. The friend asks her, "What happened to you!?" The lady answered nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in Quarters..."




Mihail VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

heh.




Mast3rofPuppets VIP Member

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#3 13 years ago

:rofl:

Best one this far!

Keep 'em comming.




Ironass

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#4 13 years ago

danke




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#5 13 years ago

:lol: Nice one. I'll re-tell that again and again at school...




Mihail VIP Member

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#6 13 years ago
Grim_Grom:lol: Nice one. I'll re-tell that again and again at school...

quite a long joke to remember.




Der Sturmbannf├╝hrer

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#7 13 years ago

wow im surprised, ironass posted sumten... that didnt waste a small portion of my life... impressive...




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#8 13 years ago

thats awesome. i should try that.




Mihail VIP Member

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#9 13 years ago

it's impossible to hold that many coins, sorry aeg.




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#10 13 years ago

big pockets?