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Ironass

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#1 13 years ago

The best I could find

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards." "Is that when you swore?" "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushesand grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away." "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again. "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!" "And Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun. "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball." "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole." The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?




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#2 13 years ago

Lmao




shappenfit

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#3 13 years ago

heheh, thats pretty good. Keep em coming!




yuiop

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#4 13 years ago

*does a spit take* good one :)




Ironass

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#5 13 years ago

I will keep um coming... I may only post 1 or 2 over the weekend. But for sure on weekdays




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#6 13 years ago

:rofl:




Ironass

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#7 13 years ago

I should have a script to do this for me, Im to lazy




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#8 13 years ago

:chuckle:

funny :)




Ironass

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#9 13 years ago

Hmmm Cant find a good one for today